Monday, August 10, 2009

Teen Choice Awards- Miley Cyrus...?




Tonight, I sat down to watch the 2009 Teen Choice Awards. I was thoroughly enjoying a rightfully cheesy show with its celebratory surfboard awards given to an undeserving recipient based on the biased opinions of America's preteen cult of Zac Efron worshipers. Then out of the blue pops Disney's overpublicized brat of a teen star Miley Cyrus. Ok, that's cool Miley, come out and steal the show and all, declare Britney Spears your idol, flaunt your brand new nose ring, thats great. But you kind of went up in smoke right about when you spun out in your daisy dukes and stripper pole. That's nice. Won't it just be adorable when all your little fans grab the floor lamp and start humping it?

But if you look at it from a completely political and medical stand point doesn't it just make sense? she's singing something called party in the USA. and if you go to prom, sometimes there should be a pole between couples so the aids epidemic will stop. So maybe, just maybe Miley, you've caught on to something grand. Kudos to a good, politically exbounding show.




So today I started segment II of drivers training with Mr. Don Schmaltz. What a wonderfully joyous experience listening to his "back in the day" experiences in that monotonous toned voice of his. The best part, completing the experience of my first day, was definately the movies. Watching Chevy Chase in National Lampoon's family vacation drive off a cliff really hit me hard. Almost as hard as seeing Christopher Reeves telling me that drunk driving could be fatal. I can only hope the 80's driving movies to come will be as intelectually entertaining as these.



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