The Secretary of State can go Suck It. In the most politically correct way.

The post for today will be dedicated to the horribly slow services the secretary of state offers. Patience is a virtue and all, I, of course, respect that. I also respect that the Lake Orion High Schoolers who made the winning video for the drunk driving awareness commercial contest must have beat out millions of contestants in the battle for the 'coolest' lame video. I just don't think I needed to have watched it about 6 times.
On that note, the Pure Michigan commercials. They show beautiful vacation spots exemplefying the 'pureness' of Michigan, when we all know that these ads are merely a last crying attempt to resort to tourism in the troubling economic times. Look at the pureness of this lake! From this great photography and notable angle, you can barely tell that the e.coli count is too high for you to even swim in it! Not that this is a blow at Michigan's lakes, because they are beautiful, and the contaminated part is bascially constrained to the lower more industrialized areas of the state. But no worries, it's an immune system boost!